Random #21

I know it’s not good to live in the past…but today I choose to live in the yesterday, where it felt like spring…and not in the today where it is snowing. Snow is beginning to feel like sin, and I am saved from sin…

Random #20

The birds are outside my window having a full conversation. They sound so sweet!…

Randoms #19

The boys alarm is set to automatically go off at 6:15 am every morning, unless otherwise set. No one otherwise set it for Saturday. So guess what went off this morning? Guess who heard it, had a heart attack because she thought her alarm did not go off? Guess who’s still sleep? And guess who is now wide awake and posting a random?…

Random #18

My sis just said, sometimes you have to be uncomfortable in order to get comfortable. PREACH!!

Randoms #17

And for all you weirdos out there, when I say bacon, I mean the real kind…like from the pig. Meat from the turkey shall not be called bacon. It is breakfast turkey meat, or “yuk” for short…

Randoms #16

I just saw a pic of fried bacon wrapped in pancake mix, then fried. I gotta say, it turned me on a little. I’m already thinking about breakfast tomorrow…

Random #15

You ever go shopping, look at an article of clothing and think “this is waaaay too big”…try it on and realize it is in fact, way too small? Yea me neither….

Random #13

I just read that bacon scented deodorant is going to be available soon. I’m intrigued…

Random #11

My God will supply ALL of my needs according to His riches in glory through Christ Jesus!! – that makes me feel SO special! 

Random #10

We all know that we as women rest our hand on one of our boobs in the privacy of our own homes: watching a movie, reading a book, chopping an onion… But have you caught yourself doing it in PUBLIC? At work, really engrossed in a project or the computer…you sit back to think or assess…and before you know it: hand on boob! It happens…

Random #9

Apple cider vinegar: it can cure the sick, clean off rust spots, mend broken bones and hearts, grow back limbs, help you learn another language, help your hair grow, help you lose belly fat…it can do everything but wash away your sins!…

Random #8

I don’t care how skinny you are now, often times you can tell how big a person is going to get when they get older by the thickness of their necks…

Random #6

I have a head cold. EVERYONE that I have talked to today has said “eww”  after hearing me speak. One friend said I sound like I’ve been smoking for years. The bestie said I sound like my name should be Agnus (no offense to any Agnus’s that may be reading this). My oldest said “Cool mom!! You sound like Darth Vadar when you breathe! Don’t stop!”. 

Random #5

True Story: I just heard a guy say to his friend, “Today is Fat Tuesday”. His friend replies, “I thought it was this Saturday”. Me: BLANK! STARE!! I wanted to ask him what education system is he a product of but I just didn’t have the energy…

Random #4

The song “We are the world” always makes me so emotional. And I don’t know why.

Random #2

This woman just stood at my desk and blew her nose….then wiped around her mouth with the same tissue…..and did not reach for the hand sanitizer…..what saddens me most about this is, months ago she brought in fruit for my office. And I ate some…