So this guy, who is always in my inbox, telling me how beautiful I am, asked me to marry him. (we have never met in person)
Just when I was at the point of saying “Sir, you have taken this too far”, he hit me with some bacon ideas that I just couldn’t pass up! I mean, they were good ideas, restaurant ideas! All bacon themed. We even came up with a compromise for turkey breakfast meat (you might call it turkey “bacon”).
So just call me Mrs whatever his last name is!…
One thing is for certain….words are flaky and fleeting, and effort goes a long way.
People really do show you better than they will ever tell you.
I listen with my eyes….
Rain is like nature’s music. It’s so soothing to me…intoxicating even…HAVE YA’LL EVER HEAR OF “TOE CLEAVAGE”? I hadn’t until recently. I have to say, I was quite taken by this compliment. For years people have made fun of my toes (My big toe is like a grape amongst raisins…it was a random) but now I’m getting compliments. See how God restores?…I was having a conversation with a stranger,and I asked him how old was he. He said 21. I said “Aw your just a baby”. He looked quizzically at me and said “Baby?…well how old are you?” I responded 35. He replied “Oh. Wow!! I thought you were my age. I had no idea that you were that old!”. Best. Back-handed. Compliment. Ever. I’m so geeked that I look like I’m still in my 20s!!
Do you ever wanna tell God “No offense but I think you’re doing this wrong”?
I was checking out today, and there was couple behind me who was clearly in love. The cashier noticed as well. “Aw…you all are so cute!” she cooed and she swiped my items.
The woman looked up into her bae’s eyes and said “Aw….he is really is my best friend”.
The cashier goes “Yea…that’s how it is with me and my boyfriend”
I smiled at the pack of bacon that she was swiping, as I silently threw up in my head.
Woman says “It took me 45 years to find him. I’m so thankful”.
I checked my drivers licence, remembered I was 35, and that’s when me and God started talking. “God I hope you love me more than you love her because I don’t want to wait 10 more years!” I grabbed my bags, smiled at the couple and left.
Guess what happened? I walked right into the “Do you come here often” guy from yesterday. And we weren’t at CVS…
Always have a plan B!
When people reference what time they finally fell asleep..”I woke up at 2 and didn’t fall back to sleep until 5″ I always wonder…how do they know? Do they glance at the clock right before they slip into sleepyland? Are their bodies just aware that is it now “5”? How?…
You ever need to go for a drive, just to think….but gas is too expensive for that?